零零恭、草莓零零喜、草莓零零发（周星驰 饰）、零零财是宫廷四大高手，专职保卫皇帝（张达明 饰）的安全。虽号称四大高手之一，零零发实际上只会搞些小发明完全不会武功，某次因为未完成皇帝交办的捉拿江湖四大怪杰的任务，他被开除出宫。回家后，零零发开了一家妇科诊所，时常会用一些小发明讨得老婆（刘嘉玲 饰）心花怒放，日子也算怡然自乐。 金国以“天外飞仙”尸体为由将皇帝从宫中骗出，并伺机杀死了紧跟皇帝的三大高手，关键时刻，零零发用他发明的“直升机”和“机关枪”救皇帝一命。不死心的敌手随后派来名妓琴操（李若彤 饰）引诱零零发，零零发与老婆将计就计演起双簧。
回复 :比尔（罗伯特·瑞安 Robert Ryan 饰）是一名职业拳击手，他和女友朱莉（奥黛丽·托特 Audrey Totter 饰）之间的感情十分要好，朱莉是他在比赛中的精神支柱。时常生活在窘困之中的比尔好胜心非常的强，因为输掉比赛意味着他将颗粒无收，所以他必须赢。在一场比赛中，比尔的对手是名为奈尔森（哈尔·贝勒 Hal Baylor 饰）的强壮男子，在比赛之前，教练告诉比尔，这是一场被黑道操纵的比赛，在擂台上，比尔必须认输。然而，在激烈的比赛之中，处于劣势的比尔不愿屈服与黑帮的强权，最终靠着惊人的实力达到了奈尔森。比尔虽然赢得了比赛，却惹恼了一直在背地里操纵着比赛的黑帮。
回复 :柳生一族贼心不死，沿途派遣数队刺客截杀拜一刀父子，但最后悉数落败。这一日父子俩投宿旅店，一名叫松女子跑来寻求帮助，拜一刀（若山富三郎 饰）手刃前来追赶之人。闻讯赶来的妓院老板酉藏（浜木锦子 饰）索人，拜一刀拒绝，并甘愿替女孩受罚。严刑拷打并未使拜一刀屈服，反而使酉藏受到震撼。酉藏的主人三浦带刀（滨村纯 饰）因此拜托拜一刀刺杀其仇人猿渡玄蕃（山形勋 饰）。另一方面，得知消息得猿渡召集数百人兵马围杀拜一刀父子，父子俩与猿渡的军团在地藏原展开殊死拚杀……
回复 :The setting is Vienna in 1914 before the outbreak of war. The aristocratic and somewhat jaded Prince Nicki, pursued by all the ladies, begins a flirtation with Mitzi, a crippled harpist who works in a suburban wine-garden, and who is in turn idolized by Schani, an uncouth and violently jealous butcher. Their first encounter significantly takes place in front of St. Stephen's Cathedral on Corpus Christi day, with Nicki among the emperor's cavalry regiment. Later, in the refracted light of falling apple blossoms in the wine-garden--scenes of a distilled, ethereal beauty--Nicki gradually wins her faith and love. Meanwhile, amidst the sumptuous and corrupt milieu of the family palace, Nicki is drawn into complicity against his will, as his unscrupulous mother informs him he must marry Cecelia, the daughter of a wealthy commoner, in order to revive the family fortune. Mitzi has a vision of The Iron Man (a symbol of the declining power and position of the Hapsburg dynasty) and falls before the crucifix in fear; but her love remains steadfast, and she protests her faith though abused by her mother and Schani. Infuriated by her rejection, Schani threatens to kill Nicki on his wedding day unless Mitzi agrees to marry him. Following the processional splendor of the cathedral wedding, Schani appears to carry out his threat, but Mitzi arrives in time to stop him; and through the downpouring rain Nicki sadly gazes on his true love in the crowd as he drives away with his bride.
