影片由三个小段落组成，产精每一个小段落自成一章，产精之间有着微弱的联系。段落一，讲述的是科雷、摩尔、拉里三个婴儿被装载一个旅行包内丢到了孤儿院的门口，一个修女看到了这个包裹，便上前查看。不了却被科雷用“插眼二指禅”戳了个人仰马翻。从此之后，这三个小朋友就在孤儿院里生活了下来。段落二，讲述的是这三个人长到了40来岁，变成了三个臭皮匠。他们走到了社会上，在社会上闹出的各种各样的喜剧和笑话。段落三，讲述的是三个臭皮匠自娱自乐的故事。只有他们三个人，互相插科打诨，制造喜剧。
回复 :随着科技的发展，人类发明了能侦察人的脑电波的“聪明”的机器人――“先知”。“先知”能侦察出人的犯罪企图，所以在罪犯犯罪之前，就已经被犯罪预防组织的警察逮捕并获刑。乔恩（汤姆•克鲁斯 Tom Cruise 饰）就是犯罪预防组织的一个主管。在一次通过“先知”成功阻止了一起因外遇引起的双人命案之后，乔恩隐约感到了这一套完美的预防犯罪系统中隐含的秘密，那就是少数派报告。原来，共有三个“先知”一起判定一个人是否有杀人企图。当出现分歧时，按少数服从多数原则定案，但最后若证明少数那一方是正确的话，则会秘密保存一份少数派报告。乔恩一觉醒来，突然发现自己已是昔日同事的抓捕对象。乔恩唯一的出路就是找到能证明自己清白的那份少数派报告……
回复 :清朝末年，洋人入侵，大厦将倾。大内太监总管程公公（陈惠敏 饰）趁宫中混乱之际，将一件件国宝偷卖给洋人。这天，龙山镇的富家公子、武艺高强的龙少爷（成龙 饰）与朋友外出游玩之际，无意中来到了一处堆满宝藏的地方。看守的人发现了惊奇不已的龙少爷，一路追杀过来。幸好当地王员外暗中相 救，龙少爷才躲过一劫。原来此处是程公公的私藏国宝之地，机关重重。同时，一直反对程公公所作所为的副总管于海趁乱偷出了一些国宝，程公公得知后大怒，派人追杀于海。龙少爷拔刀相助，反而给王员外也惹来了杀身之祸。怒不可遏的龙少爷决定挑战程公公这个老奸巨猾的卖国贼。
回复 :During the US Civil War, Union POWs escape in a balloon and end up stranded on a South Pacific island, inhabited by giant plants and animals. They must use their ingenuity to survive the dangers, and to devise a way to return home. Sequel to '20,000 Leagues Under the Sea' . Written by Stewart M. Clamen In 1865, during the siege of Richmond, Virginia, the union soldiers POW Captain Harding, Neb and Herbert escape in a balloon during a storm with two confederate prisoners, Sergeant Pencroft and the journalist Spilett. The uncontrollable wind takes the balloon to a mysterious island in the South Pacific in the area of New Zealand. Captain Harding self-proclaims the leader of the group and they look for food; sooner they discover that they are stranded in an island. Further, they are attacked by a giant crab that becomes their first meal. Along the days, they build a shelter and finds that the island is inhabited by giant animals. A couple of days later, they find two castaways on the beach, the aristocratic Lady Mary Fairchild and her sexy niece Elena. Later they find a trunk with weapons and instruments like sextant and shelter with a journal of a man left alone in the island by pirates. When the pirate vessel arrives in the island, they are helped by Captain Nemo of the Nautilus, a submarine that had supposedly sunk in the coast of Mexico eight years ago. Nemo is famous as the man that tried to end strike among man. When the volcano begins activity, they need to leave the island to save their lives. Written by Claudio Carvalho, Rio de Janeiro, Brazil