居住在洛杉矶的斯坦·明顿（罗伯·施奈德 Rob Schneider 饰）是一名巧舌如簧、国产高清事业有成的房地产商人。他张狂无度，国产高清满嘴大话，最终不可避免地卷入一场诈骗案，面临着为期3年的牢狱之灾，而他所去的正是一所臭名昭著、以暴力著称的监狱。不过在此之前，斯坦还有6个月的自由时间。本来心情无比烦躁，还和女友敏迪（珍妮弗·莫瑞森 Jennifer Morrison 饰）闹出不快。为了防止在狱中被人强暴，斯坦开始拜师访友，修炼武功，期间更得到一名神秘武师（大卫·卡拉丁 David Carradine 饰）的指导。六个月时间转瞬即逝，斯坦终于迎来服刑的重要时刻。他将成为人人得而上之的公共汽车？还是打遍监狱无敌手的风云人物？答案即将揭晓……
回复 :A group of diverse individuals are suddenly taken from their homes and flown via helicopter to a futuristic bomb shelter in the desert, one-third of a mile below the surface of the Earth. There, they learn that a nuclear holocaust is taking place and that they've been "chosen" by computer to survive in the shelter in order to continue the human race. The shelter is designed to allow the people to exist underground comfortably for years, but they are faced with a threat nobody could have predicted: a colony of thousands of bloodthirsty vampire bats finds a way into the shelter and launches a series of vicious attacks where they claim the humans one by one.
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回复 :海归回到自己的家乡为了改变家乡面貌 ，当选族长励志让村里百姓富裕起来的励志搞笑青春喜剧。
